A Town In Wisconsin Is Being Stalked By A Menacing Clown Carrying Black Balloons

posted: 08/05/16
by: Kelly McClure

There are many things that come up in life that would cause a person to think "I don't need this." Bills? "I Don't need this." Illness? "I Don't Need this." You get the picture. A few of life's hardships are more annoying for some than they are for others, but I think we can all unanimously agree that no one needs a creepy looking clown carrying black balloons walking around their town at night. Literally no one needs that.

Over the last few days there have been many reported sightings of this menacing clown, which is now being called "Gags" by locals, in Green Bay, Wisconsin. According to a Facebook page called "Gags - The Green Bay Clown" the first one took place around 2AM on Monday, August 1. Particularly frightened towns' folk have been phoning concerns about "Gags" into the police but according to Capt. Kevin Warych's quote to a local news station, there's not much to be done about it right now.

"A person can walk down the sidewalk dressed however they want as long as they're in a place they legally can be," says Warych. "And they're not in a place that has a closing time, like a park."

Sorry, Wisconsin. Looks like you'll have to put up with "Gags" for awhile longer.

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